Brutal Honesty

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Pretty lame, this one.

bearjazzsa:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.
Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.

bearjazzsa:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.

Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.

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dreamsoffools:

Doodle I never quite managed to finish :(

dreamsoffools:

Doodle I never quite managed to finish :(

(via viria)

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via justautumn11295)

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officialunitedstates:

rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight

(via thefireflii)

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hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

(via lightningparadox)

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